Monday, November 2, 2009

Just a Tylenol Please...

John suggested I post my funny Tylenol experience. Last week a friend in our ward taught me how to crochet a hot pad. It took me quite a while to catch on, but I finally did (for the most part) and was pretty determined one night to get a bunch done so it would look like I was making some progress. I sat for hours and worked on it and then John came to visit. I made him rub my back before he left because it was getting stiff.

Right after he left my upper back went into a crazy weird spasm and the muscles were pulling a nerve so I called the nurse to ask for a Tylenol. They don't just give away drugs around here - especially Tylenol to pregnant women because they don't want to mask possible labor pains. Anyway I ended up having to explain my request to both the nurse and the CNA and they had to call a doctor and get permission to give it to me. They kept asking me where it hurt, and I kept telling them, its just a muscle spasm between my shoulder blades and its pulling a nerve and sending shooting pains all over my back and around the front.

Apparently that was too much info. Within a few minutes my room was filled with my nurse, the CNA, someone else, and a doctor. Again, I told them all, "Its just a muscle spasm, can I PLEASE have a Tylenol?" I was in pain and I just wanted it to stop! The next thing I know the nurse is hooking me up to the NST machine (I have to do a non stress test for the baby every day). I assured her it had nothing to do with the baby, but she said we had to do it to make sure. Then a man came in the room and hooked me up to an EKG machine - seriously! Finally another doctor came in and saw me all hooked up and started asking questions. "I just wanted a Tylenol!!!"

For once, someone with some sense realized I really did just have a muscle spasm and she got me a Tylenol. NEVER, NEVER, EVER take for granted over the counter medications. When the resident and high risk doctor came in the next day they both laughed at me. The resident told me the next time I felt like I wanted and EKG, just to give them a call. I think the next time I get bored, decide to turn my room into an emergency room, and buy myself a really expensive medical test, I'm going to tell them I have a headache and see if I can get an MRI. Does that fall under room service?

I'm not even going to tell you how well they guard the Tums around here...

7 comments:

  1. geez, tell joh to sneak you in some tylenol to keep hidden. :) The girls looked darilng in their costumes and I'm extremely impressed that John did her hair. Matt would create a huge know and we'd end up with a haircut!

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  2. HA HA HA HAHA HAHA That story keeps getting funnier the more times I hear it!!

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  3. Hey Suzi!! Grandma told me you were in the Hospital. Im sorry to hear about all your trials but i know you guys are strong and can endure what is ahead! Hows your little girl.. How did her surgery go? So your at the Uof U huh?? My MIL is a nurse on your floor.. Hopefully if you have her, she is being nice.. haha Her Name is Pam Perrin. Let me know.. We are praying for you. Sending our love...
    Stephanie Perrin

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  4. Stephanie to good to hear from you! Send me your e-mail address so I can respond to you...

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  5. Hey Suzi.. My email address is srperrin83@yahoo.com

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  6. Hey at least you finally got some. Maybe next time you'll know who to go to the first time.

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